Personally, I'd choose PIRATE.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 4
Like the PIRATE who helps
the other PIRATEs connect to the Internet.
The Big Bang Theory Season 10, Episode 12
I am a PIRATE. I'm an excellent PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 2
I'm a PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 3, Episode 1
I am a PIRATE. I'm an excellent PIRATE.
Game of Thrones Season 2, Episode 2